PAPAL VERDICT: CLIMATE CHANGE MAN-MADE!

Since Papal power used to be firmly planted on their side, Conservatives in the Growing Old Party are now understandably upset about the Pope’s recent statement that climate change is man-made!
Who knows what he comes up with next. Perhaps he will state that water and air pollution, as well as soil contamination, may have something to do with industry’s lack of environmental responsibility and profits before people?
Or, heaven forbid, that all babies are man-made and no one ever divinely conceived!