TRUMPING ALONG —

It should be beneath Donald Trump’s infamous dignity to compete with a clown gallery of incompetent Republican presidential hopeless.
Why not shoot for something more in line with his own ego, something far bigger and more monumental, – yet subtle?
With all the money he claims to have, he could easily buy Greece and build a huge wall around it to keep riff-raff out and money in, – whatever is left. He could then also claim ownership of the entire Greek alphabet, from alpha to omega, including pi and everything round that letter stands for. Thus, he wouldn’t have to endure the indignity of settling just for a piece of it, – he would own the whole pi!
He would also be entitled to put his TRUMP sign on top of every Greek fraternity house in the nation, as a modest sign of his superior intellect and success. That ought to trump’m all!